It’s June, and that means I cannot so much as walk at a leisurely pace to the mailbox without doing irreparable damage to any makeup I’m wearing. Even on a just-mascara-and-some-concealer kind of day, the slightest physical exertion means the mascara migrates and some concealer becomes none concealer. So after seeing Simone Biles kick an outrageous amount of ass at the U.S. Gymnastics Championships over the weekend with a glamorous makeup look that was as flawless on the podium as it was before she did her first flip, I need to know what kind of witchcraft her makeup artist is using.
